SLOP POKER II
RAISE THE STAKE · RELEASE: TODAY · $1.99 (you will not read the EULA either)
★★★★★ "Overwhelmingly Positive" — 1 rating, 1 review: "fair enough"
Features: 5-card draw with actual rules · Frank, an AI opponent who has never blinked · 16 hand-drawn SLOP VAULT plates · chiptune you can mute · strip economics that would horrify an accountant.
18+ ONLY. Fictional retro pastiche. Every character depicted is an adult original drawing. Nobody here is real, everybody here is thirsty. Losers strip. Frank strips too — least a USB stick can do.

SLOP POKER II5-CARD DRAW · STRIP RULES · NOW WITH GAME FEEL

FRANK — the dealer (underpaid, unbeaten)
FRAGAI.EXE ·
PRESS DEAL · POT: 0 SLOP · RANK:
YOU — click up to 3 cards to toss
YOU
PIT BOSS COMMENTARY

THE SLOP VAULT

win hands to unlock plates. win 3 in a row for a PREMIUM plate. click a locked one for Frank's opinion.